"Holy Focaccia!"

"I'm mad like sh*t"

(in the jungle) "Before I came here I was very sickly. I had asthma, bronchitis, blotches, gonorrheae and diarrhoea. I could barely walk, I had a bad lisp. I stuttered and I spat my words out in people's faces. I came here and I was rejuvenated!"

(On his Aunt's Pets) "She used to walk around with a parrot on her shoulder but it bit her earlobe and now she's missing an earlobe."

(On being hungry in the jungle) "One of us just might die."

(on not having enough fruit in the jungle) "I knew a lady once who didn't eat fruit for a week. She died."

"Yes, I'm gonna have a show!"

"The biggest success for me would be to have a good, honest and loving relationship."

"I've actually had hundreds of marriage proposals since I left the jungle. It's incredible."

"I loved it in the jungle, I loved every day of it."